Relationship Test: How Strong Is The Bond?

If you are reading this, you have probably pissed off at me now. What I did to you was just a test. A test to see whether you are worth the risk or not and most importantly, to know What I am to you.

This idea is from a cousin/friend who has been married for 3 and a half years, he studied at Bristol University and has a master in psychology. He used this technique to know what is really inside his GF's heart who is now his wife. And I made my own personal touch to his technique.

This is the breakdown of what I want to do for the test. I will start off with the first phase by giving you a present that only the you can relate to. He also did this although he didn't want to tell me what is the content of the present he gave to her but from the looked of his face, I bet it was something kinky but romantic nonetheless.. 

He explained that the 'last' present is the key to the connection of what you have right now because serious shit will be going on in this test. It must be something that out of the ordinary and yet thoughtful  enough so that she can feel that she really meant something special to you.

 he further continued, "In the second phase, I would like you to ignore her right after she feels happy to be by your side." yeah.. I will do this to you also.. :p

"She will try to make a contact with you out of her curiosity. Only after several calls or messages from her that you will reply her massages. But then say something that can hurt her feelings, have a migraine, cry, sick, or whatever you can think off but don't overdo it. If you overdid it and you are lucky, she might bring out the mole who is hiding from the underground. Make very sure that you are able to fight when that happens. But if you overdid it and you are unlucky, well.... Shit happens. She might bring out the rage of her family. That is when the third phase comes in handy, prepare a written note for the evidence BEFORE you start to think of doing this plan."

The  fourth phase will be the waiting. Maybe I will give you something to think about just to give you the hint and maybe a few days to think about it. Like what fadillah kamsah said in a talk "mengikut kajian saintifik, manusia cuma marah dalam 4 minit jerr... yang selebihnya itu adalah emosi."

Only, and only in the emotional state that I can bring out the inner self of a person, the dark side of you. I have to know what I will be dealing with in the future if I do something stupid if we were to be together. I believe that in this state every reaction of a person is the truth, the person cannot lie anymore in this state.

He then continued "After she cooled herself down a bit, she might express what is on her mind, she might response nicely by asking you what is wrong with the relationship and listen to your story." This will indicate that I have rooted a special spot in your heart. If that is not the case and you let the relationship hanging in the air without responding or do something about it, most likely, I am just a reserve player and you got what you needed from me already.

The fifth and final phase I will approach you, and tell you personally what I have decided and give you the link to this blog so that you can read it. I don't know whether you will be so mad at me to read this or not.. but I hope you read this. I know the risk involve with this, because every human has a different nature and reaction to something.

I sincerely hope this will clear the fog between us. No matter what happen after this test and what my decision will be and what your decision will be, I can't hide the feeling that when I am writing this scrip in front of my laptop, I really do love you.

 Sorry for doing this, but I have to do it anyway. Love you. ^^,

Janganlah Anggap Diri Kita Lebih

Sehebat mana kita, atau sejauhmana cemerlang kita....janganlah kita selalu menganggap diri kita sentiasa LEBIH!!!!!!

Kita diciptakan oleh maha Pencipta iaitu Allah s.w.t di dunia ini adalah untuk saling bantu-membantu.kita ibarat seperti jari-jari tangan kita, ada yang panjang, ada yang pendek..ada yang kecil, ada yang besar. Setiap satu masing-masing mempunyai peranan untuk kita mengambil atau memegang makanan. Oleh itu jika hilang satu di antara jari kita, maka agak sukarlah kita mengambil makanan...begitulah ibaratnya kita masing-masing mempunyai kelebihan tersendiri..bukan sentiasa lebih daripada orang lain.

Terdapat beberapa panduan yang digariskan oleh Imam Al-Ghazali supaya kita tidak bersifat sombong dan angkuh sementara berada di muka bumi Allah ini.

1. Jika berjumpa dengan kanak-kanak , anggaplah kanak-kanak itu lebih mulia daripada kita. Ini kerana kanak-kanak ini belum melakukan dosa, sedangkan kita entah berapa banyak berdosa sesama manusia dan kepada Allah s.w.t.

2. Bila bertemu dengan orang yang lebih tua, anggaplah mereka lebih mulia daripada kita. Ini kerana mereka sudah lama beribadat dan sudah banyak pengetahuan dan pengalaman daripada kita.

3. Jika berjumpa dengan orang alim, anggaplah dia lebih mulia daripada kita. Ini kerana dia mempunyai banyak ilmu yang telah dipelajari dan diketahui daripada kita.

4. Bila melihat orang yang jahil, anggaplah dia lebih mulia daripada kita. Ini kerana dia membuat dosa dalam keadaan dia jahil. Sedangkan kita membuat dosa dalam keadaan kita mengetahuinya.

5. Jika melihat orang yang jahat, janganlah anggap kita lebih mulia daripada dia. Ini kerana mungkin suatu hari nanti dia akan menyesal dan insaf serta bertaubat atas kesalahannya.

6. Apabila bertemu dengan orang kafir, katakan dalam hati kita bahawa mungkin pada suatu hari nanti dia akan diberi hidayah oleh Allah dan akan memeluk Agama Islam. Maka segala dosanya akan diampunkan oleh Allah...sedangkan kita..

The World's Largest Captive Crocodile

MANILA (AFP) - A small Philippine town on Wednesday laid claim to having the world's largest captive crocodile after an Australian expert measured the saltwater beast at more than six metres.
The male reptile was captured in Bunawan in the Agusan marsh on the southern island of Mindanao in September and measured at 6.2 metres (20 feet and four inches) by Australian zoologist Adam Britton, Bunawan town council member Apollo Canoy said.
"We are happy to announce that we have the biggest crocodile in the whole world," Canoy told AFP in a telephone interview.
He said Britton, who could not be reached for comment, was the same expert who in 2008 measured 5.48-metre Cassius, an Australian saltwater crocodile that is listed by Guinness World Records as the largest in captivity. "So far we have not had any contacts with Guinness, and we do not know whether they plan to visit us soon," Canoy said, adding that Britton measured the Bunawan crocodile at its pen for a foreign television station.
Its weight and the size of its girth were not taken, Canoy added.
The Guinness website said it had taken note of the Bunawan capture.
"Guinness World Records officials are currently awaiting further evidence in order to verify if a record has been broken," it added. The Philippine crocodile was captured by professional hunters after a three-week hunt following a spate of attacks that killed two marshland residents and several farm animals.

source : http://www.borneobulletin.com.bn/thu/nov10w7.htm

Want to Loss Weight?

The first piece of advice deals with exercising. Always exercise on an empty stomach first thing in the morning. Talk a walk on a treadmill or around the block a few times. Ten minutes will make a difference by burning stored energy namely fat.

The second useful tip is not eating late night snacks. If you avoid snacking three hours before bedtime, you wont be storing fat, and you will be amazed at the results.

Tip number three suggests that if you are going to drink coffee, make it black. Fancy coffee flavored drinks with cream and sugar are loaded with calories, as opposed to zero in a good old cup of black coffee.

Tip four recommends that you eat four or five small meals a day rather than the traditional three. Your metabolism needs constant fuel to burn fat. If you feed it in small amounts several times, your metabolism stays high and burns more calories.

Finally, cut down on your carbohydrate intake. This will make a huge difference in how much and how quickly you will lose weight. Eliminate as much bread and other starches as you can from your diet, and you’ll see why it works when you step on the scale. Take this advice, and you’ll see what easy weight loss dieting is all about.

 

source form http://tipsdiet4u.blogspot.com/2011/11/easy-weight-loss-diets.html

Brunerf: Officially Registered Group in Brunei

Brunerf is a group created by the creators of ‘SomethingtodowithBeans’ for Nerf Enthusiast based in Brunei. It is created in the early 2010* However Brunerf has finally become an official Registered group in Brunei Darussalam on 3rd November 2011*

For those who doesn’t know what Nerf is all about, it’s basically a toy brand that range from sport toys to their famous product the N-Strike Gun Blasters. 

What is the group all about? Brunerf creates and organizes Nerf Wars on the weekends and brings you the latest News on the Latest Nerf models in Brunei.

For parents or those of you who are worried about getting hurt in the game, rest assure that the guns and darts are harmless, the darts are basically foam based darts.

*** Finally, the current Brunerf logo uses a symbol that is almost the same as the U.N. logo. Therefore, Starting now until 31st November 2011 (end of this month), there will be a Brunerf Logo Creation Contest and the winner will get a chance to win BND50 cash prize!


Here are the RULES for the logo:

1) the logo must not be associated with any royalty/crowns etc
2) you must explain the colors and the details you chose on the logo.
3) everything in the logo has to have a meaning.

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  For any suggestions, questions or any ideas that you would like to share, just email them at:
  
  brunei.nerf@gmail.com
  
  or direct mobile contact
  +6738855558 – Ben Stone
  +6737145712 - Marco
   

  
  

  
  

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World population?? 7 Billions!!

It has been confirmed that the world's population hits the lucky number seven on 31st October 2011 although the exact moment or place where the seven billionth baby was born could not be pinpointed. Famous prediction and believe is that child is born in India. As stated, it is very virtually impossible to count the number of population around the world as there are averaging 340 births per minute and 107 deaths per minute anywhere in the world. Who cares anyway? The world is getting crowded by the second!!

so..... should we celebrate the birth of seven billionth baby? NOT! :p

Failed Attempt on Family Planning

As we all know, India has a very high number of birth rate (22 birth per 1000 population) with a population of more than 1.21 billion in 2011. India started to introduce family planning to reduce the number of birthrate.

One Indian guy from a village attend the seminar for family planning and think that it is suitable for him as he cannot afford anymore children. He bought a condom, from a local shop as a measure to prevent his wife from getting pregnant. As time goes by, he found out that her wife is carrying a baby in her womb. Therefore he was very furious with the government and thought that the seminar was a wet crap with a whole lot of bullshit in it. maybe even have moles in it...

Seminar guy: what happen? your wife should get pregnant if u do what we told you to do.
Indian guy: I used condom while I was 'doing it' with my wife just like u told me.
Seminar guy: well.. how did you use it exactly?
Indian guy: I cut the front part of the condom before we had sex because it is too long for me.
Seminar guy: retard.