As we all know, India has a very high number of birth rate (22 birth per 1000 population) with a population of more than 1.21 billion in 2011. India started to introduce family planning to reduce the number of birthrate.
One Indian guy from a village attend the seminar for family planning and think that it is suitable for him as he cannot afford anymore children. He bought a condom, from a local shop as a measure to prevent his wife from getting pregnant. As time goes by, he found out that her wife is carrying a baby in her womb. Therefore he was very furious with the government and thought that the seminar was a wet crap with a whole lot of bullshit in it. maybe even have moles in it...
Seminar guy: what happen? your wife should get pregnant if u do what we told you to do.
Indian guy: I used condom while I was 'doing it' with my wife just like u told me.
Seminar guy: well.. how did you use it exactly?
Indian guy: I cut the front part of the condom before we had sex because it is too long for me.
Seminar guy: retard.
Thursday 27 October 2011
Monday 10 October 2011
New Nerf Tech Gear - Press Release!
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DALLAS, Oct. 4, 2011 -- /PRNewswire/ -- The NERF experience is moving into new territory this holiday season with NERF-branded night vision goggles, helmet cams and other audio, visual and technology merchandise from Sakar International, produced under license from Hasbro, Inc. (NASDAQ: HAS). The new lineup – evoking the look and feel of the iconic NERF brand – will blast onto store shelves in the U.S. and Canada in November. Initial distribution will be at Toys 'R Us with retail prices from $19.99 to $59.99.
Specially engineered and molded to resemble the distinctive material loved by generations of NERF fans, the new NERF-branded gear will range from everyday technology accessories to action items designed for imaginative play. Highlights include NERF-inspired:
- Night vision goggles for see-in-the-dark fun
- A digital helmet cam that can be mounted on either a helmet or bike
- A pocket DVR with a preview screen
- 2.1 and 5.1 MP digital cameras packaged with social networking software
Other SKUs include a 2GB PC/Mac-compatible flash drive shaped like a mini-NERF blaster, a 2GB digital MP3 player, walkie talkies with up to a 1000-foot range, and a multi-function flashlight.
"The NERF brand has all the ingredients for a successful licensing program, including a huge fan base, an instantly recognizable appearance, and a heritage of more than 40 years in the market," said Liza Abrams, Sakar Vice President of Licensing. "This new licensed merchandise builds on those assets to extend the brand into new product categories that target the same demographic as NERF's core lineup."
Sakar will be exhibiting the new NERF-branded products and other new licensed merchandise in Booth #12-1409 at the Dallas Toy Fair opening today at Dallas Market Center / World Trade Center.
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SOURCE Sakar International
Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2011/10/04/3958908/new-nerf-branded-tech-gear-from.html#ixzz1ZsFLMIh6
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